"Who the hell is for abortion? I don't know anybody running around with a sign that says 'Have an abortion, they're wonderful.' They're hideous. But they're a deeply intimate and personal decision and I don't think men legislators should even vote on the issue."
Simpson also went off on Republicans for their stance on gay rights, singling out potential 2012 nominee Rick Santorum as the worst offender.
"You've got homosexuality. You've got Don't Ask, Don't Tell. We have homophobes in our party. That's disgusting to me. We're all human beings. We're all God's children. Now, if they're going to get off on that stuff, Santorum has said some cruel things. Cruel, cruel things about homosexuals. Ask him about it. See if he attributes the cruelness of his remarks years ago, foul. Now, you know, that's the kind of guys that are going to be on my ticket, you know, it makes you sort out hard what Reagan said, you know, 'stick with your folks.' But I'm not sticking with people who are homophobic, anti-women, you know, moral values while you're diddling your secretary, while you're giving a speech on moral values. Come on, get off of it."
So tell me, you doddering old fool, why is opposing gay marriage homophobic? Marriage shouldn't be an "anything goes" institution, because liberals since the feminist movement have been trying to destroy it through items like "no-fault divorce."
If the Republican Party is anti-woman, then why are it's two best leaders who have the most backbone of anyone in the party women? Where was Alan Simpson when Sarah Palin was being attacked by that dick Bill Maher with crude sexist slurs? Getting his bedpan changed?
Remember this about Alan Simpson. We can thank him for the 1986 Simpson/Mazzoli act which granted amnesty that has essentially never ended to illegal aliens. Ronald Reagan foolishly signed the bill under the idea it would secure the border and, when it didn't, said it was a mistake to sign the bill.
My experience as a political observer has been that people like Alan Simpson who decry values issues usually are those who have no values.
Maybe we can call Simpson and people like him "anti-infant."